You'll have to be the calm ones, because we sure as hell can't keep our collective cool at this point.
An 'exclusive' trailer just dropped for Chinese audiences (but quickly went bananas on the line) for their delayed release of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' and it reveals delicious new tidbits we've not yet seen.
There's more from the dark, Darth Vader-inspired Kylo Ren, more sass from Ren, more defiance from Finn, more nerves from Rebel pilot Poe Dameron (played by Oscar Isaac) and more, well, Han Solo ("c'mon baby, don't let me down!") from Han Solo.
Damnit, Kylo, what ARE you up to.
You'll never let us down, Han.
Anyway. With just a week until the Australian release of 'The Force Awakens', this was the final teaser we needed for the JJ Abrams-helmed seventh episode of the George Lucas franchise.
Go get it, Finn.
It's perfect because it gives us just the right amount of new information without spoiling a damn thing.
We're no closer to finding out where Luke Skywalker fits in. No closer to finding out the who and why of Kylo Ren. No closer to finding out why Finn defects from the Dark Side. No closer to finding out HOW they made that awesome, crucifix-style red light saber. No closer to finding out how we'll calm our nerves when the film opens to record audiences around the globe.
Rey, no!
Don't be put off by the eccentric presenter intro at the start (complete with lame prop light saber) and skip forward to the 15-second mark for the sweet, sweet goodness.
We don't want to Ja-Ja Binx it but this looks like the real deal, guys.
Way to spoil a good sunset, Dark Side.