What is Kim Kardashian to do when she has a pregnancy scare on an airplane? Keep the entire ordeal private and never tell a single soul, of course!
Sorry, what we meant to say was: document the experience in all her shameless glory on Snapchat.
Mrs. Kanye West was apparently concerned that Baby No. 3 was on the way, informing her millions of followers while thousands of feet in the air that, "I'm legit in the airplane bathroom, going to take a pregnancy test, because I'm having a little bit of a scare. So, no big deal."
Not one to keep us waiting, Kardashian shared the results of the test shortly after to declare that she is officially "not pregnant."
Some are speculating, however, that Kim chose the pregnancy test Clearblue for more than conveniency sake. Now THIS is how you do a product placement, Scott Disick. As Jezebel reported in 2013, the brand pays celebrities to advertise the products, and even Chrissy Teigen thinks it's tacky.
Wait, the Kardashians are doing something for fame, publicity and money?
But why feign shock and awe? How quickly we've forgotten that Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her daughter Penelope by pulling the baby out with her own hands on national television.
Game, set, match.