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Read This 5th Grade Girl's Hilarious Letter To Her Clingy Classmate

Boy, bye.

20/09/2016 12:43 AM AEST | Updated 20/09/2016 12:43 AM AEST
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A 5th grade girl has gotten an early start on breaking hearts. 

According to the below tweet, the young student named Zoë wrote a very straightforward list of rules and regulations to a lovesick classmate ― who she’s made it very clear that she is not into “as a bf.”

She delivered the hilariously honest handwritten note to her friend Noah, imploring him to stop touching her shoulder, playing with her on the bus, and generally just getting behind her “with all that playing and foolishness.”

Don’t make her call the janitor, Noah. She’s just not that into you, okay?

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