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Twitter's @MatureTrumpTwts Is The Grown-Up Trump We Probably Won't Get

Oh, this is how an adult acts?
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If his tweets are any indication, we may be on the verge of inaugurating the most infantile president since Chester A. Cootie-Booger.

Seventeenth president of the United States, Chester A. Cootie-Booger, descendant of the great westward trailblazing Cootie clan, and son of pioneering inventor Sandra Booger.
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Seventeenth president of the United States, Chester A. Cootie-Booger, descendant of the great westward trailblazing Cootie clan, and son of pioneering inventor Sandra Booger.

But what if we could ignore Donald Trump’s Twitter account and replace it with a more mature one? I know, you’re in, right??

@MatureTrumpTwts is exactly that. Listen, I know it’s almost impossible to ignore the president-elect’s tweets ... but let me dream, won’t you?

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