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Kate Hudson's Brother Throws Serious Sarcasm At Brad Pitt Relationship Rumours

'He insists my kids call him uncle B.'

23/01/2017 11:25 AM AEDT | Updated 23/01/2017 1:11 PM AEDT

Kate Hudson's brother Oliver has poked fun at tabloid rumours about his sister and Brad Pitt dating, delivering some deserving sarcasm to those factless based claims.

On his Instagram, Hudson posted an hilarious response to a Star magazine cover featuring the pair. The magazine's cover claimed that Pitt had moved in with the actress.

"Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!!" Hudson wrote.

"He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me."

"My mom's overtly flirting with him! She's wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm!" Hudson said, referencing his mother Goldie Hawn.

Not only is the post absolutely hilarious, it's also the perfect way to expose the tabloid rumour for exactly what it is -- a rumour. Well played.

Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!! He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom's overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying "All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!" Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it's time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I'll smoke one more bowl and then get the fuck out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I'll get that back to you.. ok..

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