The Apocalypse May Be Nigh, But Zombies Still Have To Date

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Find your zomBAE via the #ZombiePersonalAds.

Don't let the "looming" zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.

When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.

Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9
— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017

You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.

Check out some of the best personal ads we've seen so far:

I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017

Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds
— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017

What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017

Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn
— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering walks on the beach. No vegans
— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017

I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains.
#ZombiePersonalAds
— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017

Looking for casual relationship and conversation.
Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j
— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds
Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook
— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017

Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds
Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me
— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for someone with a good brain #ZombiePersonalAds pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1
— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans
— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK
— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds
I will love you to pieces.
— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017

I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds
— Zarrar SalaHoudini (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds
Searching for anyone with half a brain
— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017

Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds
— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017

Looking for some bodies to sediment
Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds @aslowriot
— Tony Secrest (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017

I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds
— Zarrar SalaHoudini (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017

#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?
— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017

I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds
— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017

I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017

Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017

Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr
Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017

Me: want brains
You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds
— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017

Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds
— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017

I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds
— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017

I love brains.
...so no Trump supporters
#ZombiePersonalAds
— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017

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