McDonald’s? Laundromat? Cleaning toilets? CNN?
Twitter users seem to think ousted Fox News host Bill O’Reilly has plenty of options for a new job. But most of them aren’t exactly the kind of gigs he’d want.
While plenty of people think O’Reilly might land in the White House of his friend and backer, President Donald Trump, others have less glamorous positions in mind for the fresh out-of-work “O’Reilly Factor” host.
Here’s a sampling:
Looks like the only job Bill O'Reilly will be able to get now is PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 20, 2017
Bill O'Reilly's next job likely wont have a no spin zone. pic.twitter.com/Kj78hyDemA
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) April 18, 2017
If Bill O'Reilly's next job is at the White House the prophecy will be complete... and I'm not done building the ark yet.
— Christopher Catalano (@lotterydude) April 19, 2017
So when does Bill O'Reilly start his new job @CNN ?
— Jennifer Blackman (@jennym412) April 19, 2017
Great question by @benberkowick - what are the odds O'Reilly's next gig is at Russia Today?
— Jim Arkedis (@JimArkedis) April 19, 2017
Bill O'Reilly's next book... "The No Job Zone". #BillOReilly
— Sp3cul8r (@sp3cul8r) April 19, 2017
@Amy_Siskind O'Reilly's next job should be scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush in jail
— Dawn (@DawnWatland) April 20, 2017
Breaking News: Bill O'Reilly offered new job selling wigs. pic.twitter.com/vNAVPMtGJ7
— S⃣k⃣o⃣t⃣t⃣f⃣r⃣i⃣i⃣ (@Skottfrii1) April 20, 2017
Bill O'Reilly is now advocating to start minimum wage at $15/hr since his next job will be at McDonald's.
— [anthony]. (@VARiANTdash) April 19, 2017
Bill O'Reilly's next gig will be running a pizza parlor, where he will sell No-Spin Calzones.
— Anthony Wright (@aewright) April 19, 2017
Wishing Bill O'Reilly good luck in his new gig as regional manager of a NJ Hooters.
— Casey Rand (@CaseyRand) April 19, 2017
@peggyrossmanith Look for Bill O'Reilly working at his new job at an O'Reilly Auto Parts next week. O O O O'Reilly! Auto PARTS!
— Jeff Waters (@justcuddle) April 20, 2017
@ItIzBiz Bill O'Reilly has a new job he will be handing out Tic Tacs at Mar-a-Lago pic.twitter.com/3lULibKTzx
— Kevin (@Kevinjeepers) April 19, 2017
I'm sure O'REILLY will find a job in the Trump administration, perhaps as Director of Women's Affairs.
— Mike Drescher (@mdresch2) April 20, 2017
O'Reilly's next gig
— US Dept of Irony (@IronyDept) April 19, 2017
bill o'reilly's new gig will be slinging falafel on 49th street
— jake (@jakebeckman) April 19, 2017
Congrats to Bill O'Reilly for his new gig at InfoWars.
— Cal Classic. (@TheSmokingPun) April 19, 2017
@TeaPainUSA O'reilly's next gig should be snake pit cleaner at a snake handling church. "Aw he bit u again, Bill, u must've had an impure thought."
— Bread&Roses.MN (@coehren) April 18, 2017
Evening #coffee ponder: What will O'Reilly's job title be in the Trump administration? 🤔
— Beth, your neighbor (@fromaway2ME) April 20, 2017
Looks like Bill O'Reilly has a new gig lined up already... pic.twitter.com/1W6EQpQRva
— ❄️Horace Santry 🛀🏻 (@winwinging) April 19, 2017
Hey "Bill O'Reilly" I heard you were looking for a new job so I thought I'd help. #BuildTheWall@oreillyfactor They are looking for labor!
— Josh (@Venti_Poet) April 19, 2017
Good news/Bad news for Bill O'Reilly. He is out at Fox News, but he has a new job as head of H.R. for Uber.
— David Fekke (@davidfekke) April 19, 2017
What will Bill O'Reilly's next job be?
— Carl (@dexter111344) April 20, 2017
Bill O'Reilly @oreillyfactor enjoy your new job. pic.twitter.com/Z2kmPUtCmL
— 🙂 (@quitfeenin) April 19, 2017