Much like getting your fingernail caught on a thread or losing your spoon in your ramen, being on a diet is the worst. Kale will never be as appealing or delicious as pizza. Ever.
But that doesn't mean we can't complain about it, or that we can't justify our own undoing -- let's be real, is it really a diet if you haven't given into a large pizza a day later?
Here is a round-up of some of the best tweets about dieting from the past week.
Me: You're getting fat now, you need to go on a diet. Even your abs are gone.
Inner me: Keep eating pic.twitter.com/fC19Q2FmwK— Kermit (@InnerKermit) May 14, 2017
Me: omg, I really wanna diet. I really want a great summer body. Also me: pic.twitter.com/9KiSltnRe8— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) May 17, 2017
"that's the thing about food, it demands to be eaten" -the fault in our diets— what (@chanelpuke) May 16, 2017
Love is cool but have you ever started a diet in the morning and then broken it by lunch?— Josh Peck (@ItsJoshPeck) May 18, 2017
Me: I'm going to be healthy
Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream— Kermit (@ltsKermit) May 16, 2017
'Carbs are bad for you'— no (@tbhjuststop) May 18, 2017
me working on my summer body pic.twitter.com/cvufKapwz1— Animal Vines (@TheAnimalVines) May 19, 2017
"How's your diet going?"— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGrls) May 15, 2017
Going on a strict diet except for biscuits and everything else that's nice— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 15, 2017
When you had pizza for lunch but a healthy salad for dinner and STILL see no progress... pic.twitter.com/sxFSU4H4nc— Petra Hitchens (@_skull_queen_) May 11, 2017
I jogged for a minute where's my summer body.— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) May 10, 2017
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