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Mum Finds Phallic Object In Dishwasher, Automatically Assumes The Worst

Mum Finds Phallic Object In Dishwasher, Automatically Assumes The Worst

An unsuspecting mum emptying the family dishwasher got the shock of her life when she stumbled across a rather phallic-looking object.

Jumping to conclusions, she thought the unusual item was a sex toy that her daughter had popped in the dishwasher for a deep clean.

But the object in question actually turned out to be a melted cup.

Cue one heck of an awkward conversation...

The woman’s daughter shared photos of the melted cup on Snapchat explaining: “So mom finds this in the dishwasher, gives it to me wrapped in a towel asking WTF I put in the dishwasher.

“It was a cup. It shrank. She went on talking about how uncomfortable she felt all day.”

If only her mum had found the lid...

[H/T Metro]