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The topic for today and every day, for seemingly the rest of your life... is POO! Never in the history of your life did you ever think you could possibly talk about anything in as much detail.
I had suggested rubbing his nose in it as you do with dogs and cats, but I don't want him digging holes in the yard or clawing the sides of the couch to shreds.