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While same-sex couples are skidding out on metaphoric banana peels and getting KO'd by spinning turtle shells, our heterosexual counterparts have already reached the familial finish line. So what can same-sex couples do to keep the spark alive in their relationships?
It's kinda strange to think that hundreds of years ago -- you know, before property ownership, patriarchy, religion and capitalism drummed us all into the tired social construct of monogamous bliss -- humans happily roamed the planet in bonobo-inspired communities with multiple sexual partners. Oh, and everyone banged. Loads.