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The Great Australian Phatic Salute, just one inconsequential finger raised slightly above the steering wheel speaks of the powerful camaraderie between all those lonely beings who exude an heroic pioneering spirit to take on this great big country of ours.
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Congratulations to the person who invented the selfie stick. They saw a need, or perhaps a desire, and produced a device which serves no useful purpose except to pander to people's egos.
If I could change aviation law, I would make it compulsory for window seat passengers to peep through the Perspex for most of the flight. In fact, I would go as far as to introduce the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not covet the window seat unless thou pledges to keep faithful watch at all times.