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16 Times When Bigger Is Better

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08/02/2017 12:35 PM AEDT | Updated 19/02/2017 6:07 AM AEDT
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Bigger is better where cake is concerned.

Bigger is better when your first glass of wine was served by some tightarse douche canoe in a standardised sippy cup but, thankfully, on your next trek to the bar, a mouthful later, you get the cute little bar man who gives it to you with a wink and in a pint. #dontcarehowidrinkmywine

Bigger is better when you go to the ATM expecting to only see $25.00 but the balance on the screeen shows $250! Woohoo! #hitthejackpot

Bigger is better when you are in a weight loss competition... Seriously, the bigger guys always win. #moretolose

My husband would definitely say bigger boobs and a bigger arse are better but that's no surprise coz he is a boob and arse man, after all. #arenttheyall

My girlfriends and I would agree a bigger coffee is better than a teeny tiny cup of espresso... I mean, did someone invite Barbie?! #dontmakemekillyou

Bigger is certainly better when you are on your free-eating day and you order cake. Sorry, I said I wanted cake, as in a whole cake not a lady sized slice! #mmmmcake

Bigger is better when you are signing up for the internet, coz seriously, being slowed to dial-up speed is up there with the old telephone rotary dials. #dialupisso90s

Bigger is better when you need space to be alone. #ahhhh #air

Bigger is better when you open your parachute after jumping out of a perfectly good plane because those small emergency f**kers can't be good for much. #saynotosmallf**kers

Bigger is better for carting shit across the seas and by shit I mean my online shopping. Imagine not having those big cargo ships. It would take a decade for me to swim over and get them and then it would have been in and out of fashion twice already. #onlineshoppinggonebad

A bigger table is better for sharing stories at. A bigger car is better for my monstrous family. A bigger bag is great for all the crap I have to carry and a bigger slice of pepperoni pizza when you can only have one is, well, it's a f**king free-food-day god send.

Bigger is better when you open your parachute after jumping out of a perfectly good plane because those small emergency f**kers can't be good for much.

A bigger daytime nap for my three-year-old means a better quality of life -- quality for me and life for him. A bigger hug from friends when you're down is better than the kind of hug hugaphobic people give you... You know the ones? When that hugaphobe barely embraces you just in case your love is infectious... a slight tilt forward and slap on the back is all you get. #imnotchokingf**ktard #hugsaregood

And bigger is better when we are talking all that lovey dovey and mushy stuff. The bigger the love, the bigger the heart, the better all our lives will be. #someonegetmeabucket #butimeanit

#biggerisbetter

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