16 Utterly Brilliant Responses To A 'Send Nudes' Text

Sorry, but if you text “send nudes” completely out of the blue, you deserve to be mocked ― trolled, even.

Below, 16 women who gave the Internet a masterclass in how to respond to a request for nude pics. Well done, ladies, well done.

This woman and her eternally loading nude pic:

I'VE BEEN SENDING HIM A PICTURE OF THE LOADING SIGN AND HE STILL HASNT REALISED LMAO pic.twitter.com/TiPGT3p3s8
— par (@jwzayn) January 6, 2016

This wizard of bras:

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This catty texter:

"can you send me a nude"

Me: pic.twitter.com/cPoSrnZVCQ
— Common White Girl (@Relate) November 4, 2014

This gal with towels to spare:

http://shitty-dad.tumblr.com/post/159208667354/they-dont-give-up-so-easily-nowadays

This fried chicken fan:

How to react when someone asks you to send nudes

This Jimmy Neutron imposter:

A post shared by Fiona ☯️ (@slothinator5000) on Apr 22, 2016 at 1:46pm PDT

This tech wizard:

when guys hit you with that "send me a pic" pic.twitter.com/8xIMCprpAs
— Paria (@PariCalvia) October 12, 2015

This Michael Cera super fan:

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This dirty girl:

Boy: "send me a dirty picture"

Me: pic.twitter.com/4s2iCgmsi7
— what (@chanelpuke) August 9, 2014

This collector of (MAC) nudes:

when he tells you to send nudes #WasteHisTime2016 pic.twitter.com/juHVhE3jDU
— lauren (@laurenlovich) January 7, 2016

This facial contortionist:

My response to 'send nudes' when they get persistent

This woman and her Jedi mind tricks:

Response to "send me nudes."

This master of angles:

This Barbie girl:

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This very prepared bather:

i knew this would come in handy one day pic.twitter.com/r0tlFBnEK3
— reese hebert (@reese_hebert) October 19, 2016

And finally, this bird watcher:

So you want me to send nudes?

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