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It takes a village to raise a child, but what happens when there are no villagers?
It was nice meeting you but I forgot your name as soon as you said it...
Inventiveness is the key.
Sri Panwa, Phuket
"Your newborn kind of looks like an alien... "
Four days is all you need.
For the first time ever, you had to write our score with a line, not a circle.
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The vintage cars, rum, salsa and cigars are not going anywhere.
It appears there is more to my menopausal neck than long chunky chains. It seems that my health hangs on it as well.
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If the tents are moved out of sight, the bigger problems will move out of mind.
Maybe it's nobodies business what they put on their face.
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The gamification of straight relationships just reinforces how little the country thinks of my own relationship.
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Babies, boyfriends and lots of breast milk.
"Don't meddle with the medal."
My mind is clearer and my life simply flows better.