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You'll be in stitches -- and not the sort of stitches you normally need after a headbutt.
Australia won the first Test and the national selectors won the pub debate... for now.
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Billie Jean King, we salute you ✊
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There is no better symbol of the rise and rise of women's sport.
"This is a dream come true," he said. "I'm going to remember this forever."
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And that's about the least surprising thing ever.
And it was budgie smuggler beautiful.
Steve Smith, as so often before, now holds the key for Australia.
We think they're Manolo BLEAHniks.
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Day one was old-fashioned, gritty Ashes cricket.
In fact we declare it to be your national duty.
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If he's not sure, how the heck will the Poms know?
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The Socceroos will be in Russia, but Ange won't.
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That was one very fast T20 ton.
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She carried England to a victory over Australia today -- but it wasn't enough for them to claim the Ashes series from us!
Beth Mooney ensured the women's Ashes would remain in Australia's trophy cabinet, scoring an unbeaten 86 to help her side expertly chase down 133 runs in the first T20 at North Sydney Oval. Mooney's f...
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Actually, we've got a fair idea.
One day you were a serious contender and the next you’re out of the system and out of the Draft.
Warning: this story contains Marsh brother news which may annoy some fans.
"It's a thing of beauty, any golfer will tell you, when it all comes off perfectly."
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Oh, only the players, the coach and the playing style. No biggies.
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Fans have not forgotten the trick Italy played on us in 2006.
"I’m proud to know that little girls everywhere can now play with a Barbie who chooses to wear hijab!"
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'Superfans' of rugby, cricket, soccer were most happy about the support.
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Here's how to make them better.
Tennis Australia told the cops, but did they notify the wrong people?
The poor Wellington Phoenix goalkeeper...
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Ellyse Perry's masterful and unbeaten double century rewrote the history books and took Australia to the brink of retaining the Ashes against a forlorn England at North Sydney Oval. The superstar batt...
Australia have drawn in Central America.