Oh boy, strap yourselves in.
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"It's so weird, but my whole life is not normal anyway. I've never really had normality since I was a teenager."
He may not have won Sophie's heart but the tributes are pouring in.
Hearts were broken but we finally know who Sophie picked.
Spoilers: There's a LOT of James talk.
This season has been non-stop surprises. And dugongs.
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Bit awkward to bring up right before the final week.
We desire to know the worst, even though afterwards we sometimes wished we didn't.
What just happened, what's going on?
Sophie Monk also sent a bachelor home mid-episode but did we mention the plant?
The intruders finally arrived, and they're old!
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Drama, drama, drama, a chance for love and, oh yeah, drama.
Rumour has it that our favourite supervillain Keira will return.
You're not a real man if you don't know how to build a fire, apparently.
Plus THREE dudes went home.
Things aren't all rosy for Ryan.
The show almost didn't take her on!
They were still warm, too.
Yes, one of them's a magician.
"I'm a massive bogan but I really hope that Australia understands I want to find something genuine... and don't think I'm a tool."
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Let's hope "Love Will Find a Way".
The new Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay, is flawless. First of all, look at her: She's got an incandescent smile, gorgeous features and a great body. Then, consider that the 31-year-old Dallas native is...
Love remembered her mother as her first and best friend.
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But the newly announced couple has 'still got a lot of difficult times ahead'.
I always know when the US season starts because fired-up fans jump on my website, ignore the fact that there's a profile picture of a bald writer rather than a hirsute, white-toothed, TV host, and then pour their hearts out.
I like wearing a bra, a preference which would seriously limit my options for the weekly cocktail party dresses. And let's face it, the bedazzled cocktail party dresses are a weekly highlight.