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Try getting a parking spot in Richmond tonight!
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That's DOCTOR Goodes, to you.
Fines of $10,000 for trying it. Just leave it at home.
For the AFL, it's been a case of 'Advance Australia Stare'.
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"I haven't been this emotional since leaving Vegas on the plane last week."
"I left school at 14 and had a lot of shitty jobs."
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'Love is love' is the new black.
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Did we just witness an incredibly bad omen for this weekend's AFL grand final?
You'll cheer for both teams when you meet these guys.