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The sight of a dad chilling with an infant on a weekday must be normalised to the point where elderly swimmers and strong men in small shorts alike do not feel it necessary to offer compliments.
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The topic for today and every day, for seemingly the rest of your life... is POO! Never in the history of your life did you ever think you could possibly talk about anything in as much detail.
I had suggested rubbing his nose in it as you do with dogs and cats, but I don't want him digging holes in the yard or clawing the sides of the couch to shreds.