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Here's a tip: don't photocopy your backside.
For years, northerners and southerners have fought over the correct way to pronounce 'scone' - after all, it's a traditional British teatime staple. But now, that argument has come to an end (kind of)...
Don't touch anything without asking first.
How do you tackle a big burger or nachos?
Your wedding is not a cash grab.
Without starting an all-out war.
Good Golly Gumdrops, This Non-Swearing Palaver Is A Right 'Un
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If you want to make friends, not enemies, there are rules to follow.
Let's keep it classy, folks.
'Be mindful where you put your naked bottom.'
Including how to behave in a lift.
'It's not endearing, it's not cute, it's a flaw'.
There's an etiquette code for dogs, whether it's at the dog park or a cafe.