'95 percent of marriage is spent changing the temperature of the thermostat.'
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant — and succinct — wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. To celebrate 2016,...
If you need a laugh right now. 😂
Sometimes we're our own worst enemies when we're looking for love. Who hasn't used a painfully awkward pick-up line at a bar or endured minutes of uncomfortable silence on a first date? It might help...
Wondering if you're cut out for this whole parenting thing? So are most parents. Luckily, the funny people of Twitter have offered a peek at what parenthood actually looks like, tantrums and all. Do y...
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways.
A 5th grade girl has gotten an early start on breaking hearts. According to the below tweet, the young student named Zoë wrote a very straightforward list of rules and regulations to a lovesick c...
Security has been beefed up.
'I hope ABS Census kept the receipt.'
When you only order sides at a restaurant because you're vegetarian. :/
"I've taught this toddler to say 'please,' a word he thinks means 'I command you to do this.'"