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The grass hasn't grown, and the AFL will reap what it has sown.
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... and ordered to delete a tweet.
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The last lawn rolls are getting underway.
Mowing is an artform. A sublime, beautiful, meditative act. You can mow in stripes. You can mow in circles. You can mow any damn way you choose. Who gets to do anything the way they damn well choose anymore? Me. On Saturdays. Bring it on.