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Oh boy, strap yourselves in.
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We desire to know the worst, even though afterwards we sometimes wished we didn't.
Her initials are W.W.W. Too cute!
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Drama, drama, drama, a chance for love and, oh yeah, drama.
Rumour has it that our favourite supervillain Keira will return.
"Considering applying for the bachelor just to do a bunch of normally expensive activities for free."
And by 'may' we mean did. Definitely did.
Why does everyone have a super protective relative on this show?
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Plus a psychic, a boxer and a gluten-free doughnut, here's what you missed.
For the ultimate care down there.
Plus all the other action from the drama cabana.
"Not every Australian will get the chance to date 22 people on national TV but they should all have the opportunity to marry the person they love."
It's a bad show to be a brunette.
He makes the first moves, while the women wait passively for attention, dates, and a rose.
The most relatable "Bachelor" series yet.
Sometimes we need to wind down after a hectic day, park ourselves on the couch, forget about our progressive values and enjoy some good old-fashioned sexism, racism and homophobia. Video by Tom Compagnoni.
There's a police car, fire twirling and tears... and this is just the first episode.
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What the hell is a "love coach"?
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I always know when the US season starts because fired-up fans jump on my website, ignore the fact that there's a profile picture of a bald writer rather than a hirsute, white-toothed, TV host, and then pour their hearts out.
I like wearing a bra, a preference which would seriously limit my options for the weekly cocktail party dresses. And let's face it, the bedazzled cocktail party dresses are a weekly highlight.
That's definitely not what they're supposed to do.
She told her emotional story on The Project to give strength to others.
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It's time to come out and just admit that you, too, watch 'The Bachelor'. You're not fooling anyone. You're just depriving yourself of half the fun you get from watching the show... gabbing about it with people afterwards. The flower-chewing moment? Come on.
He had better sun-kissed hair than any The Bachelor contestant.