22/01/2016 9:29 AM AEDT | Updated 28/09/2016 9:56 PM AEST

Fireman Discovers Cats Are Jerks As High-Rise Rescue Attempt Is Ignored

When a cat seemed to be stuck on a precarious ledge at a Fortitude Valley hotel, the emergency services were called in.

After a miraculous rescue attempt involving a truck-mounted crane and one brave firefighter, the cat decided to reveal it was, in fact, not stuck at all.

Well played, cat, well played.