07/02/2016 7:37 AM AEDT | Updated 15/07/2016 12:51 PM AEST

Inside The Absurd $200K Oscar Gift Bag: Vapes, A Trip To Israel, And A ‘Vampire Breast Lift'

Sculptor: George M. Stanley (1903-1970) Academy Award of Merit Statuette, 1927

“Everyone wins” at this year’s Academy Awards, according to Distinctive Assets, the company in charge of putting together the luxurious gift bags for nominees. So while only a handful of stars will receive Oscars this year, each nominee will go home with a record-setting $200,000 worth of swag.

As the group’s press release announces, the bag this year is “once again a blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savor the simple joy of a gift.”

So what will likely Oscar losers like Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, and Jennifer Lawrence be taking home with them as consolation prizes?