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Bad Lip Reading: Republican Ted Cruz Wants An Orange Rug And 'Loves To Twerk'

Read His Lips: Ted Cruz Wants An Orange Rug And Loves To Twerk
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Film maker "Who Killed the Electric Car"

Republican presidential nominee Ted Cruz is after a factory-made orange rug and loves to twerk like Miley Cyrus.

Or so the cheeky folks at Bad Lip Reading have divined from an alternative analysis of the Texan Governor's mouth movements.

Cruz trailed well behind presumptive nominee Donald Trump on Super Tuesday, winning just three of 13 states, but perhaps this parody video could show voters a different side to him.

As per Bad Lip Reading's previous iterations, the re-imagined statements are dangerously on-point. Cruz apparently likes to barf on the beach. He's also -- and this part is probably accurate -- a terrible beatboxer.

For more Bad Lip Reading, check this out to hear about the pigeon that Donald Trump takes shopping.

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