Bella Hadid Wears A Giant Slit With A Tiny Bit Of Dress Attached

Only a pro could pull this off without a malfunction.

Sometimes celebrities wear things us mortals have a chance of pulling off. And sometimes, celebrities like Bella Hadid wear this.

The model attended a screening of "The Unknown Girl" at the Cannes Film Festival Wednesday night wearing a custom red Alexandre Vauthier gown, de Grisogono earrings, a French twist and black strappy sandals. And all we want to know about it is...

How?

Seriously. HOW?

HOW.
HOW.

We can't think of a single other person who could pull off this downright dangerous red carpet look this flawlessly.

WHAT?
WHAT?

Well, maybe one person...

Bravo, Bella. Bravo.