10/07/2016 5:58 AM AEST | Updated 12/07/2016 12:22 AM AEST

For The Love Of God, Let That Not Be An Engagement Ring On Kylie Jenner's Finger

Seventy-two days and counting?

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Someone check Kris Jenner’s vital signs because there’s only so much surprise wedding news one momager can take. Oops, we forgot this is Kris Jenner. She probably picked out the ring, slipped Tyga an earpiece and “Cyrano de Bergerac”-ed the entire proposal. That is if young Kylie Jenner is in fact set to join her sisters in unhappy matrimony. 

That person you’ve wasted an estimated 13 percent of your lifespan watching on Snapchat ignited engagement rumors again on Friday with an Instagram post featuring some major ring bling. In the photo, Kylie sports a serious piece of jewelry on her ring finger, while standing by either her Range Rover, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, Mercedes or other Ferrari. 

A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

And who then would her presumed betrothed be? Definitely not an appropriately aged teenager who isn’t the father of her future sister-in-law’s child? After an all-too-brief separation from their love affair, Kylie and on-again, off-again boyfriend Tyga have made a resurgence in recent weeks, stepping up their social media mind games like never before. 

Just a day earlier, Jenner shared a photo of herself on Facebook clutching the leg of her much older boyfriend with the caption “Mr. and Mrs.” The two attended a launch party for online clothier Pretty Little Thing in Los Angeles and made sure to let us know by posting on all possible platforms.

Kylie has yet to address the engagement buzz, but she’s said previously that she has no plans to be a teenage bride anytime soon. After Tyga gifted her a similarly extravagant ring for Christmas, Kylie responded to the rumors with a definite, “NO, I’m not engaged :),” as if she was unaware of the implications of posting a photo of AN ENGAGEMENT RING ON HER RING FINGER. 

Can these two just get married for 72 days and be done with it already?