It's been a fairly bad week for the Census team. After an exhaustive testing period and advertising campaign, the site failed on Census night.
It might be time for a bit of comic relief, huh team?
Some absolute legend made a Census of their own, asking all the questions that matter to Aussies, like 'How many times did you hit the piss in the last week?' and 'Where did you have your first ciggie?'
The results are as funny as the questions.
Remember, be honest because the nation needs to know what's your favourite beer.