19/08/2016 1:30 PM AEST

Giant Poo Explosions Cause Crappy Commute In Russia


Russia poop explosion
Leonid Tsvetkov
Russia poop explosion

Think you’ve got a crappy commute? 

Be glad you don’t live in Russia, where the brown stuff may not be hitting the fan... but it’s hitting just about everything else. 

In the clip above, a tanker full of sewage blows apart right in the road, showering nearby cars in crud. 

And below, a buried pipe explodes just as a car drives by ― and while it’s not clear what kind of pipe it was, odds are it wasn’t carrying chocolate milk: 

Here’s a harrowing GIF, followed by images of the presumably poopy aftermath: 

Let’s just call this one a total loss.