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Giant Poo Explosions Cause Crappy Commute In Russia

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Russia poop explosion
Leonid Tsvetkov
Russia poop explosion

Think you’ve got a crappy commute?

Be glad you don’t live in Russia, where the brown stuff may not be hitting the fan... but it’s hitting just about everything else.

In the clip above, a tanker full of sewage blows apart right in the road, showering nearby cars in crud.

And below, a buried pipe explodes just as a car drives by ― and while it’s not clear what kind of pipe it was, odds are it wasn’t carrying chocolate milk:

Here’s a harrowing GIF, followed by images of the presumably poopy aftermath:

Let’s just call this one a total loss.