YOU GUYS IT'S (almost) THE WEEKEND!
Unless, of course, you work in hospitality or real estate. In which case, soz.
But for the normal nine-to-fiver, the weekend is so close you can almost taste it. Two glorious work-free days ripe for the taking, ripe for adventure!
If you don't already have a drink in your hand, it's probably because
it's still early in the day you're still at work. And if you're still at work, you're probably feeling like your Friday is dragging on forever.
Here are some signs you are absolutely, 110 percent, bone-tinglingly, Smirnoff-smackingly ready for the weekend to begin.
You're already feeling your weekend moves.
You're unreasonably upset your coffee isn't a martini.
You and your mates are on group email like
And this is basically your plan for Friday night drinks.
When your boss talks to you, this is what you feel like doing
And you swear your co-workers are destroying your soul.
You've spent most of your day thinking about clock-off time
And imagining the taste of that first drink.
Despite your general awkwardness in social situations
You have wildly optimistic ideas about your pick-up odds
As well as how easy it will be to meet the perfect mate.
And while you know it's important to lead a balanced life
And not to overdo it
You are also prepared in the event of a hangover.
In other words, you're pretty much this guy:
Ready for the weekend likeee pic.twitter.com/ydr4Ow5d2N
— Shadi ⛄️ (@ShadiBangBang) September 8, 2016