It’s hard to keep up with GOP nominee Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories.
The brash businessman seems to think everyone has it in for him ― including (but certainly not limited to) the mainstream media, international bankers and special interests. The list goes on.
But, luckily, Stephen Colbert is on hand to break it all down. Kind of.
The “Late Show” host broke out his trusty chalkboard to sketch out the real conspiracies against the former reality TV personality on Monday.
But be warned, just as Trump’s reasons for the theories themselves, it all got very confusing, very fast. Coincidentally, Colbert also ending up creating a NSFW blurred doodle. Now how did that happen?
Check it all out in the clip above.
Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.