People Are Giving The Lyrics To 'Last Christmas' Hilarious New Meaning

last Christmas I gave you my heart/ then the very next day... you texted back 'K'

— brookie (@Brookiestout) December 11, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my car, but the very next day, you gave it away. Wtf. Why did you do that. That was my car.

— Derek Grifka (@dgrifflybear) November 27, 2016

Last Christmas I ate a la carte

And the very next day I was ill straightaway

This year to save me from tears

I'll go for one of the specials

— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) December 9, 2016

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you tindered away..." #ModernDayChristmasLyrics#LastChristmas

— Emily Parsons (@Emily_LParsons) December 11, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day, you gave it away

It's clear my judgment is poor

I'm gonna do it again this year

— Chet Churchpain (@Churchpain) December 7, 2016

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. This year, I'll give you my arm.

— Sam Pie (@samieesamsam) November 25, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you ate it away. This year I'm going to stop dating zombies 😛

— Jay Bee (@jamiebarnes136) December 11, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away. This year to save me from tears. I'm giving you a Lynx gift set.

— Matt Partlett (@Matt_Partlett) December 11, 2016

🎶Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day, you tried shagging someone off Tinder🎶

Seems more accurate nowadays.

— Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) December 2, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

But the very next day

You texted me "k."

This year, I'll drink hella beers

& move away somewhere special

— Casey Rebecca (@scenechangeGO) December 7, 2016

@ManMadeMoon last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day - nuclear apocalypse.

— Stuart Quinn (@Stuartq) December 11, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart/and the very next day I realised that it would be medically tricky, highly impractical and would kill me

— Eamonn McDevitt (@mcdevitt_eamonn) December 11, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart,

The very next day you said "That was weird. Don't ever contact me again." 🎶

— Uncle Jim (@sewer_king) December 11, 2016

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day a teenage bird stole it away #PlanetEarth2

— Kristen Hobden (@Kristenhobnob) December 11, 2016

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day, I gave it to Tom Hiddleston."

— Zach Buchanan (@ZachENQ) December 11, 2016