What does Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries have in common with a dragonfly’s lifespan? They’re both longer-lasting than Michael Flynn’s tenure as President Donald Trump’s national security adviser.
Flynn resigned Monday night, just 24 days into the role, amid allegations he discussed U.S. sanctions against Russia with the Russian ambassador in the weeks before Trump took office. If proven true, Flynn could be in violation of the Logan Act, which prohibits private citizens from negotiating with foreign governments.
Twitter users promptly responded to Flynn’s brief term with suggestions of things they say have had more staying power.
Below is a list of 15 of the best tweets.
- Kim Kardashian's Marriage To Kris Humphries
- A David Blaine Stunt
I'm pretty sure at last one David Blaine stunt lasted longer than Mike Flynn's tenure as Nat'l Security Advisor.— Blackneck Barca 🇭🇹 (@blaknek) February 14, 2017
- An Orgasm
- Dishwashing Liquid
- Employment Of Stoned Pizza Deliverers
Stoned teenagers delivering pizzas to the wrong addresses have held onto their jobs longer than Michael Flynn did.— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) February 14, 2017
I have eggs in my refrigerator that have lasted longer than Michael Flynn...and they never lied to the American people even once.— Sanho Tree (@SanhoTree) February 14, 2017
- Ice Cream
I have had ice creams that lasted longer than Michael Flynn.— John Stevenson (@Stevorocket1) February 14, 2017
- Some Food In The Fridge
I have food in my fridge that lasted longer than Michael Flynn.— Lacey (@Lacinha) February 14, 2017
- This Person's Fungal Infection
- A Roll Of Paper Towel
The roll of paper towels in my kitchen lasted longer than Mike Flynn.— Sarah Schechter (@SarahSoWitty) February 14, 2017
- A Cold
I've had colds that lasted longer than Flynn was National security Advisor. In fact milk bought when he assumed his role may still be good— Jason Dupuis (@JayDupes) February 14, 2017
- This Guy's High School Football Career
I lasted longer in high school football than Mike Flynn did in Trump's cabinet.— Alexander Nazaryan (@alexnazaryan) February 14, 2017
And I was terrible at football.
- A Bag Of Diapers
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