The opening statement and subsequent testimony from former FBI Director James Comey were doozies that included hip, fun phrases like “obstruction of justice,” “Lordy, I hope there are tapes,” and “hookers in Russia.”
Is the government in shambles? Who’s to say?!
At any rate, we watched Comey’s testimony and couldn’t help but think: “Dang, I want that culturally relevant phrase on a shirt.” So, we plucked out the freshest quotes from the whole situation and imagined what they’d look like on a t-shirt. Or slapped on a mug. Or rocked on a tote bag! The options are honestly endless.
Here’s some of what we’re lovin’ right now:
- 1. We've all been between jobs, haven't we?Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 2. The graphic tee that FINALLY gets you.Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 3. For when you don't want no fuzz.Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 4. PREACH.Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 5. Can't forget man's best friend!!Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 6. Something appropriate for a jog around the prison yard...Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 7. Don't leave out the kids.Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 8. Let the coffeehouse know what you're up to.Getty/Canva
- 9. Does anyone have Michael Flynn's address...?Spreadshirt/HuffPost
- 10. Because journalists aren't the only ones hungry for a scoop.Spreadshirt/HuffPost
None of this actually exists, but, man, we wish it did.