The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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Why don't boys have good pics on IG so when you're showing your girls a pic u don't have to do the 'better irl' disclaimer
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) June 18, 2017
i can't tell if it's the rosè or bey giving birth to twins but say yes to the dress UK is making me emotional rn
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) June 18, 2017
Ugh, So Sorry I'm Just Getting Your Text Now!!!, an essay series, by me
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) June 19, 2017
DID U KNO: the Handmaid's Tale is an adaptation of Mike Pence
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 19, 2017
Every one of the new Ken Dolls is a different bartender who has ignored me
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 21, 2017
"do you follow smash mouth on twitter"
-- me, flirting
— Julia Bush (@jabush) June 20, 2017
I assume meditation developed because scream-singing in your car hadn't been invented yet.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 21, 2017
The best vegan actor is Joaquinoa Phoenix.
— Yael (@elle91) June 23, 2017
I experience an unhealthy amount of rage when an actor on TV orders food at a restaurant and then never actually eats it.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 20, 2017
[password not strong enough]
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 20, 2017
kicking off the summer with some jazzy yet breathable cotton tops and an existential crisis :)
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) June 23, 2017
I Ate My Food Too Quickly and Now My Stomach Hurts: A Memoir
— Ashley Alman (@ashleyalman) June 22, 2017
Now that I have a fidget spinner I don't need anyone or anything. I have found peace.
— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) June 23, 2017
Going to start carrying around my own piece of chalk so I can write SHITTY---> next to kids' bad sidewalk art.
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) June 23, 2017
it is not Millennial Pink. it is Puppy Belly Pink, and i will not hear otherwise
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) June 20, 2017
The only way I can get excited at a baby shower is if I pretend that instead of babies, everyone is talking about burritos
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 22, 2017
What if Elliot had left a trail of tiny Reese Witherspoons instead of Reese's Pieces for E.T.
There are things I should be doing right now.
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) June 20, 2017