Is it painfully trendy? Yes. Is it also the only avocado that won’t brown mere hours after you open it? Probably.
The suit comes in both classic and high-legged styles and goes up to a 2XL. Plus, with a one-time cost of $49.99, it probably won’t prevent you from purchasing a home at some point in your life, like other avocado-centric entities have (stupidly) been accused of doing.
Not to mention, that pit would look too cute on a pregnant person. Just saying.