Like many things in life, marriage is all about perspective.
The little annoyances and quirks that come with sharing your life with another person can either be a total drag or a real hoot, depending on how you look at them. Below, 22 relatable tweets that remind us married life can be pretty hilarious.
wife: Do that thing I like
me *uses a coaster*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 30, 2017
Relationship status: Married so long that my wife thinks I'm smelling up the bathroom on purpose
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) September 8, 2017
It's not cheating. Or money issues. Leaving drawers and cabinets open is the true test of a marriage.
— J (@junejuly12) September 5, 2017
They say all good things must come to an end...
After 7 wonderful years of marriage...
I walked in on my wife...
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) September 6, 2017
It's less awkward picking up my wife's period supplies than giving her coffee order at Starbucks.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 4, 2017
Tell me how tired you are so I can upstage you and tell you how much more tired I am.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 2, 2017
Wife: Sometimes women like bad boys.
Me: Well I just replaced real garlic in this recipe with powdered garlic.
Wife: *fans herself*
— Brian Russell (@TheUnderfold) July 27, 2017
[Married Pillow Talk]
Husband: Tell me what you want..
Me: I want you to take our kid to soccer practice tomorrow.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 14, 2017
I cannot hate on cargo shorts. My husband is a walking diaper bag in those things. I'm getting him the matching vest to hold water bottles.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) June 18, 2017
I tell my husband that I love him but I'm also territorial about the good cheese in the fridge because balance is healthy in marriage.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) September 3, 2017
Me: We're just picking up a few things, right?
Wife: *evil cackle*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017
If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask "Is this Led Zeppelin?"
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 30, 2015
My wife and I both separately went to the grocery store hungry, and now we have 25 lbs of snacks
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 11, 2017
ME: my husband wears a pair of jorts the week I'm ovulating
DOCTOR: no i meant are you on any form of hormonal birth control
ME: ah. no.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 25, 2017
Me [sits down to stack of pancakes and bacon]
Wife: What happened to eating healthier?
Me: Ugh. Fine. [puts single blueberry on pancake]
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 11, 2017
I am never more attracted to my husband than when he's looking for a coupon before we go inside a restaurant.
— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) September 7, 2017
Here, let me do that
-me when my wife is almost done with some chore
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 31, 2017
It's my wife Carmens Birthday today please join me in wishing that I don't do anything to piss her off today.
— Scott B. (@ScottwB46) September 10, 2017
(sends raven to my husband)
"Dude, seriously, what do want for dinner?"
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 31, 2017
To ensure the safety of others and prevent the demise of your marriage, never start a home improvement project with your spouse.
— Wἶղε Cհმɾოεɾ (@Wine_Charmer) September 2, 2017
If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won't ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 7, 2017
Wife: *laughing uncontrollably* So THIS is your midlife crisis??
Me: *struggles to get out of a Mazda Miata*
— Son of Dad (@Steven37366100) September 11, 2017