"Another week?? Right after we JUST had one?? Okay... not sold on all that but I’ll give it a shot I guess."
“Mummy shamers are just mean girls who grew up to be mothers.”
15/10/2020 6:55 PM AEDT
"It's weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is."
15/10/2020 4:45 PM AEDT
“Detergent is ‘laundry sauce.’”
14/10/2020 4:39 PM AEDT
"I tell my toddler to 'ask nicely' and instead of saying please he whispers his demands and I'm not even sure that he's wrong."
12/10/2020 8:53 AM AEDT
"Welcome to parenthood. Your refrigerator is now a graveyard of your kids’ half-finished drinks."
28/09/2020 8:15 AM AEST
"My husband wants to make cauliflower crust pizza so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new husband."
21/09/2020 7:56 AM AEST
"Zac Efron is dating a 25 year old waitress he met while she was working. It’s so hard to see someone else living your dream."
14/09/2020 11:01 AM AEST
The name hit its lowest ranking since 1929, according to the Social Security Administration.
14/09/2020 8:39 AM AEST
The US president's name hit its lowest-ever ranking on the Social Security Administration's list of most popular names.
11/09/2020 3:29 PM AEST
Emma is officially no longer the No. 1 name for girls, according to the Social Security Administration.
09/09/2020 7:23 AM AEST
"Stay woke. ― Kids at bedtime."
06/09/2020 2:35 PM AEST
Dena Blizzard's “A SIMPLE explanation of our Simple Hybrid Plan!” is painfully real.
03/09/2020 10:49 PM AEST
The singer and Orlando Bloom welcomed their daughter, Daisy Dove Bloom, last week.
01/09/2020 8:05 AM AEST
"What wine pairs well with Common Core math?"
01/09/2020 7:47 AM AEST
"I miss three-times-a-year-at-a-party acquaintances most of all."
31/08/2020 8:57 AM AEST
"No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at."
28/08/2020 10:28 AM AEST
Parents have illustrated their coronavirus anxiety, homeschool struggles, quarantine chaos and more.
24/08/2020 11:23 AM AEST
"More like detachment parenting am I right?!?"
24/08/2020 8:39 AM AEST
"The most difficult part of grocery shopping now is holding your breath for 45 minutes."
17/08/2020 8:26 AM AEST
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