Life blogger. Sometimes sarcastic. Often foul-mouthed
Cristy O'Brien is a blogger free from all the fake glitter and gold of social media, using sarcasm and foul language to have a laugh at the real life of a stay-at-home Mum, and who is lucky enough to have a supportive, slightly apprehensive husband with a good sense of humour… Eventually.
A few years ago that kind of conversation would have destroyed me. But I only cried a little.
Oh, the injustice.
09/02/2017 1:08 PM AEDT
08/02/2017 12:35 PM AEDT
For decades I had decided my freckles were ugly. My nose was too big, my legs too chunky and my tummy... OMG my tummy was f**king hideous. All these things combined made me disgusting. Gross. Unlovable and unable to succeed at anything.
23/09/2016 5:30 AM AEST
What does it look like? How do you put it in? How do you take it out? Is it safe? How gross is it? What is its usage life? What do you mean you can wear it overnight and not flood? Well, for those of you who also want to know these answers in a very simple, unbiased way, then read on.
16/09/2016 1:35 PM AEST
"You're fat Mum." Three words from a child who doesn't have a filter but he doesn't need one because he's just calling a spade a spade.
16/06/2016 12:10 PM AEST
We've all imagined the type of mum we are going to be. We've also thought long and hard about how cute and agreeable our children would be and then, well, then we actually become real-life parents.
02/04/2016 6:27 AM AEDT
Have you ever wondered what the female version of Man Flu is? Recently, while I had this strain of illness, I arrived at the answer. Let me enlighten you...
28/03/2016 7:49 AM AEDT
I've Googled it and it's definitely not a place. It's not even the name of a tasty German sausage. It's actually a really difficult to say medical word for ovulation pain. Yes, they have a really difficult to say medical word for ovulation pain. Who knew?
20/03/2016 6:20 AM AEDT
Sex can sometimes mean your lady bits get rubbed like your man is polishing silverware. Really tarnished silverware. A really tarnished silver lamp. A really tarnished silver Genie lamp. Furiously rubbing that special lamp to make a magical Genie appear... from your vagina.
03/02/2016 12:22 PM AEDT
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