Babies, boyfriends and lots of breast milk.
Jean Flynn is a freelance writer based in regional Victoria. Her work has appeared in CHILD magazine, on mamamia.com.au and in several anthologies.
I liked you the way you used to be, daggy and unpretentious.
02/08/2017 10:36 AM AEST
Oh, the irony.
14/03/2017 11:53 AM AEDT
And learn to be a tightarse.
10/03/2017 8:09 AM AEDT
Being sick sucks.
05/01/2017 12:17 PM AEDT
When did Puritanism become so unpopular?
24/10/2016 2:35 PM AEDT
Face blindness is an actual, not-made-up ailment.
20/10/2016 7:18 PM AEDT
You were a skater, I think. You grew your hair down past your collar, Kurt Cobain style, and wore a tight, beaded necklace like a pro surfer. You got into trouble a lot, but you weren't malicious, just distracted. I was a part-time introvert and a full-time nerd.
19/08/2016 12:36 PM AEST
I moved from inner-city Melbourne to regional Victoria when I was twenty-six. My partner of four years had been living on a farm near Kerang, and we were sick of the 280km commute and weekend-only romance. At first I found my new situation quite exciting. Then winter came, and my tree change quickly lost its novelty.
03/08/2016 2:18 PM AEST
Parents who can afford to opt for a private school no doubt believe that they are doing what's best. And perhaps they are -- for their own family. However, this "every man for himself" attitude -- although a natural survival instinct -- does not benefit society as a whole.
30/05/2016 5:41 AM AEST
Interval training is awful. It's pretty much the worst thing I've ever done. Also, I HATE IT. But each break between sprints was (post panting) a chance to lie together, chat, and be into hating the same thing.
17/04/2016 6:20 AM AEST
Listening to the games makes me cringe with embarrassment. Don't get me wrong -- I love to see the kids playing nicely together, making things up, being creative and so on -- it's the parroting that I can't stand. Because my daughter's characters always sound just like me.
21/02/2016 6:31 AM AEDT
Tony Jones spent a lot of time in the naughty corner last year. So he must be happy that the editorial review of the program found it to be "a responsible, professional production" overall. Of course, there were still a few issues and recommendations.
01/02/2016 5:09 AM AEDT
Working from home is great. I can take mornings off to go to BodyCombat, I don't have to attend any staff meetings, I never have to hear anyone say "Can you action this ASAP?" and I can't get the sack. Also, my office is active-wear friendly. So it's a perfect situation. Except in the school holidays...
18/01/2016 5:07 AM AEDT
Small children are egocentric. Most people grow out of this kind of behaviour. They come to understand that partaking in discussions is really quite straightforward, and often enjoyable. But others, like pool man and my housemate, just don't get it.
14/01/2016 5:26 AM AEDT
I did consider the four standard resos: quit smoking, drink less, lose weight, run a marathon. But they're just so predictably sensible. And frankly, I've been predictably sensible my whole life.
04/01/2016 9:54 AM AEDT
By all means be excited the day your baby walks across the room to you, but don't forget that more obscure milestones might be worth celebrating too.
30/12/2015 5:48 AM AEDT
I don't think there's anything over-the-top about my behaviour. I just like to avoid food poisoning. And standing on crumbs. And I want to be in control at all times. Anyway, I've always been like this. It's how I am. It's my normal.
24/12/2015 5:52 AM AEDT
I live in a big house with my husband and two kids. I turn up at school most days in lycra pants and sneakers, and, in cold weather, a sleeveless puffy jacket. I like lattes and green smoothies and chia seeds. But before you pigeonhole me as a posh, trend-following, Lorna-Jane-wearing yummy mummy, read on.
18/12/2015 5:46 AM AEDT
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