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Jordan Oldbury

Freelance Writer at www.jordanoldbury.com

I am a devoted husband to a long-suffering wife, a terrified father to a daughter much smarter than I am and a hapless, sometimes writer who has aspirations in excess of talent. I have reached a stage in my life where responsibilities are overtaking the whims of youth and I'm struggling to grow up in a world filled with social media, inclusive terminology and Netflix.
Is There A Recipe For The Perfect

Is There A Recipe For The Perfect Parent?

What makes the perfect parent? Is there a recipe or a list of ingredients you can follow to become a person capable of raising a child? What do you need to have to be an outstanding mum or dad?
30/04/2016 6:27 AM AEST
Being An Adult Is Not That

Being An Adult Is Not That Super

I have a wife, a kid, a job, and a car designed to ferry around young children whilst also having enough boot space to accommodate pushchairs and huge quantities of food. What I don't have are the feelings and attributes that I associate with adulthood.
15/03/2016 1:30 PM AEDT
What It's Like To Be A Pom On Australia

What It's Like To Be A Pom On Australia Day

What I think makes Australia a truly awesome place to live, and the reason why we have never considered moving back to the UK, despite the spiders, sharks, snakes, sun, scorpions, mullets, rats-tails and truly awful beer, is the people.
26/01/2016 5:04 AM AEDT
What In The World Is Going

What In The World Is Going On?

If we can learn anything from the Charlie Hebdo attack, it's that the way to beat extremism is to treat it for what it is: pantomime performed by the minority for attention.
11/01/2016 5:38 AM AEDT
My Unromantic Quest For Mr

My Unromantic Quest For Mr Right

Maybe someone will read this and be able to give me those man-things I crave -- a special handshake and an awesome nickname. Or we could just hide our feelings away and talk about sport, women and motorbikes while we awkwardly sip beer. Whatever.
07/01/2016 5:05 AM AEDT
Hello, I'm Jordan, And I'm

Hello, I'm Jordan, And I'm Depressed

It can be difficult, knowing that important things like your outlook on life, your relationships with others, and how you react to even the most minor annoyances in life can be affected by a constant battle raging in your head.
04/01/2016 5:21 AM AEDT