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Lach Ryan

Australian humorist, writer at www.blackframes.com.au

Lach Ryan is an Australian humorist and writes at www.blackframes.com.au. Lach is also quite tall and skilled in getting stuck cans out of trees, and cats from high supermarket shelves.
Gentrification Is A One-Way

Gentrification Is A One-Way Street

Once Aldi moves in it's all over. You may as well pull on your Country Road slacks and start listening to ABC Radio National.
28/03/2017 1:40 PM AEDT
It's Exhausting Being Married To An

It's Exhausting Being Married To An Introvert

No longer can we tolerate this quiet, almost silent and slow speaking horde. We must fight back and reclaim our rights to be outspoken, loud, interruptive and expressive.
27/09/2016 4:11 PM AEST
I Didn't Tear My Hair Out When I Started Going

I Didn't Tear My Hair Out When I Started Going Bald

I lost my hair young -- in my early twenties. When I tell people, they often react as if I've told them the love of my life died on our honeymoon. I did finally shave my head on our honeymoon, after hopelessly trying to convince myself that my wife wouldn't notice my thinning hairline just long enough to marry me.
29/08/2016 11:06 AM AEST
I'm In A Spin About Lattes In

I'm In A Spin About Lattes In Lycra

I don't turn 40 for another six years, but I thought I would get a head start on my mid-life crisis and take up cycling. A few weeks in and I can understand its appeal.
25/07/2016 9:56 AM AEST
It's Far From A Case Of No Wukkas For The

It's Far From A Case Of No Wukkas For The Yucca

Every weekend, in suburban backyards across Australia, a silent massacre continues. Most of us don't even know it's happening, or maybe we just don't care enough to pay attention.
20/06/2016 4:30 PM AEST