Lach Ryan is an Australian humorist and writes at www.blackframes.com.au. Lach is also quite tall and skilled in getting stuck cans out of trees, and cats from high supermarket shelves.
It would be revolutionary for a player to play purely for the love of the game and club.
You and I need to part ways. I have some living to do.
01/09/2017 10:58 AM AEST
Book Week Is Not A Celebration Of Children's Literature, It's A Cruel Challenge Placed On Their Parents
I guess we are just lucky the kids aren't old enough to read George R.R. Martin and asking to go as White Walkers.
24/08/2017 11:36 AM AEST
Once Aldi moves in it's all over. You may as well pull on your Country Road slacks and start listening to ABC Radio National.
28/03/2017 1:40 PM AEDT
Go the f**k to sleep.
14/12/2016 3:04 PM AEDT
We can't survive solo, even if we're not in the wilderness.
06/11/2016 6:46 AM AEDT
No longer can we tolerate this quiet, almost silent and slow speaking horde. We must fight back and reclaim our rights to be outspoken, loud, interruptive and expressive.
27/09/2016 4:11 PM AEST
I lost my hair young -- in my early twenties. When I tell people, they often react as if I've told them the love of my life died on our honeymoon. I did finally shave my head on our honeymoon, after hopelessly trying to convince myself that my wife wouldn't notice my thinning hairline just long enough to marry me.
29/08/2016 11:06 AM AEST
I don't turn 40 for another six years, but I thought I would get a head start on my mid-life crisis and take up cycling. A few weeks in and I can understand its appeal.
25/07/2016 9:56 AM AEST
Every weekend, in suburban backyards across Australia, a silent massacre continues. Most of us don't even know it's happening, or maybe we just don't care enough to pay attention.
20/06/2016 4:30 PM AEST
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