Let them eat cake, because in my world it's healthy.
Melbourne-based freelance writer
Lisa Marshall is an energetic freelance writer, living in Melbourne.
And if things turn sour, there's always tequila and salt.
01/11/2017 1:59 PM AEDT
The word 'fine' gets a whole new passive-aggressive meaning.
23/10/2017 10:13 AM AEDT
Don't burn the candle at both ends. Only ignite the party end, always.
16/10/2017 11:24 AM AEDT
Can you please tell me the salary and if I would have to do overtime please?
03/10/2017 10:18 AM AEDT
A little personal hygiene goes a long way.
06/09/2017 9:45 AM AEST
Is anyone else seeing a pattern here?
28/08/2017 2:27 PM AEST
We ate sugar, jumped on trampolines without walls, and played in redback-riddled hideaways.
15/08/2017 2:40 PM AEST
"Your newborn kind of looks like an alien... "
12/08/2017 6:22 AM AEST
Even if it's just a sneaky snap to see if your pimple is shrinking.
08/08/2017 11:01 AM AEST
05/08/2017 6:13 AM AEST
We all need someone to laugh at the HR dude's see-through linen pants with.
24/07/2017 12:11 PM AEST
The reality TV addicts among us are easy to spot.
20/07/2017 10:44 AM AEST
"Let's be friends furrrever."
11/07/2017 11:07 AM AEST
10/07/2017 3:25 PM AEST
I thought the world would end with my auto-reply on for two weeks, and then I realised that I wasn't that important.
04/07/2017 1:51 PM AEST
I obeyed the rules for a whole month and I still don't look like Miranda Kerr.
13/06/2017 4:58 PM AEST
Now I just need to invent one myself.
15/05/2017 2:34 PM AEST
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