Melbourne-based freelance writer
Lisa Marshall is an energetic freelance writer, living in Melbourne.
Let them eat cake, because in my world it's healthy.
And if things turn sour, there's always tequila and salt.
01/11/2017 1:59 PM AEDT
The word 'fine' gets a whole new passive-aggressive meaning.
23/10/2017 10:13 AM AEDT
Don't burn the candle at both ends. Only ignite the party end, always.
16/10/2017 11:24 AM AEDT
Can you please tell me the salary and if I would have to do overtime please?
03/10/2017 10:18 AM AEDT
A little personal hygiene goes a long way.
06/09/2017 9:45 AM AEST
Is anyone else seeing a pattern here?
28/08/2017 2:27 PM AEST
We ate sugar, jumped on trampolines without walls, and played in redback-riddled hideaways.
15/08/2017 2:40 PM AEST
"Your newborn kind of looks like an alien... "
12/08/2017 6:22 AM AEST
Even if it's just a sneaky snap to see if your pimple is shrinking.
08/08/2017 11:01 AM AEST
05/08/2017 6:13 AM AEST
We all need someone to laugh at the HR dude's see-through linen pants with.
24/07/2017 12:11 PM AEST
The reality TV addicts among us are easy to spot.
20/07/2017 10:44 AM AEST
"Let's be friends furrrever."
11/07/2017 11:07 AM AEST
10/07/2017 3:25 PM AEST
I thought the world would end with my auto-reply on for two weeks, and then I realised that I wasn't that important.
04/07/2017 1:51 PM AEST
I obeyed the rules for a whole month and I still don't look like Miranda Kerr.
13/06/2017 4:58 PM AEST
Now I just need to invent one myself.
15/05/2017 2:34 PM AEST
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