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Steve Williams

Contributes words and images to international magazines, newspapers, websites, radio stations and random passersby

Steve Williams contributes words and images to international magazines, newspapers, websites, radio stations and random passersby... If nothing else, he’s versatile. His website is www.randomswill.com.
Emoji All The

Emoji All The People

It will be interesting to see where all this emoji business ends up. I suppose one day we will be reading online newspapers and magazines written in emoji form, though I suggest that will be when we are in our autonomous flying cars eating our food tablets.
23/09/2016 10:04 AM AEST
Creating A Stink About Airline

Creating A Stink About Airline Seating

I implore airlines to implement a zero-tolerance policy on backdoor belches, with ejector seats activated for passengers who play the trouser tuba, not to mention use corny fart euphemisms.
10/04/2016 6:30 AM AEST
Homeless And Faceless, Mr

Homeless And Faceless, Mr Cellophane

He doesn't hassle anyone for money, doesn't randomly yell out expletives or even quote Shakespeare like a character I encountered in the Sydney CBD years ago. He just quietly goes about his business as everyone goes about theirs, pretending he doesn't exist.
19/02/2016 3:50 PM AEDT
So This Is

So This Is Christmas

Flying with my wife to spend Christmas with our daughter, I found myself in a rather thoughtful, contemplative mood. Must
23/12/2015 12:00 PM AEDT
Beach Cricket: Howzat For An Olympic

Beach Cricket: Howzat For An Olympic Sport?

Before the first Olympic beach cricketers proudly stride out onto the sand, there will need to be a lot of meetings in the hallowed chesterfield-stuffed rooms of Lord's to nut out the details. In an exclusive for HuffPost Australia, a few of the rules of Olympic Beach Cricket have leaked under the door.
11/11/2015 9:48 AM AEDT
When You Lose Something You Can't

When You Lose Something You Can't Replace

Last week we said goodbye to Oscar, who was part of our family for just shy of 15 years. Three quarter Persian, one-quarter ratbag. Named after Wilde, O.
16/10/2015 9:27 AM AEDT