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Xavier Toby

Writer and comedian

Writer and comedian. Words are amazing, sentences are even better. World, please stop ignoring them. Debut non-fiction comedy book available now:
Nick Moir via The Age

There's Nothing Super About The Australian Flag

We need a hero who can lower housing prices, increase the value of our minerals and eliminate debt. And to be widely appreciated, Captain Australia would also need to be handy with a bat and ball. Then I thought about his costume, and realised anything based on the Australian flag just would not do.
22/02/2016 11:42 AM AEDT