26 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Feb. 5-12)

my veterinarian: don’t forget we offer a military discount!

me to my cat: have you served in the military

— all the time mais (@maisondecris) February 6, 2021

Life hack: got a white cat? Put an orange on it to look like a big egg 🍳 pic.twitter.com/OD2yGk6D9T

— Barry Lewis (@MrBarryLewis) February 11, 2021

the dog : you see, i actually planned that out you can tell by how graceful i was
(jukin media) pic.twitter.com/4vHJM2ZN9p

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) February 12, 2021

don’t mind me,,, just thinking about cats in dollhouses pic.twitter.com/xh789wv0L0

— ପ੭j♡celyn੭ଓ (@tiredsanrio) February 11, 2021

c o n u n d r u m pic.twitter.com/dZOoa0qsqM

— The Golden Ratio (@TheGoldenRatio4) February 11, 2021

I wanted my cat to come to my room so I grabbed my phone and was like oh I’ll just text her. I’m so TIRED

— chris (@reunichris) February 11, 2021

my favorite pic of my cat <33 pic.twitter.com/QTkahubvJE

— aj ♡*✧･ﾟ (@cupidb4e) February 11, 2021

This is Sugar and Ellie. Sugar was a WWE superstar in a past life, and Ellie has learned to just accept this. 13/10 for both pic.twitter.com/lnJaR5neqp

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 10, 2021

my brother took this photo of his new kitten and I- pic.twitter.com/8beloSvyBy

— ✨Elsie Lovelock✨ (@ElsieLovelock) February 10, 2021

Its breakfast time and my cats are so desperate for food that they clambered up the cabinet to where i keep the tape and started licking the hell out of the adhesive WHY??? YOU ATE LIKE 6 HRS AGO AJAJDHFJDK

— GRAVEWEAVER, DEATH KNIGHT (@grave_weaver) February 11, 2021

Dog🐶 very confused when parrot🦜 barking 🤭🙆🏻
Sound ON pic.twitter.com/VkratMKTxg

— Y⃟₴Y⃟₴•♥• (@YSA__O) February 11, 2021

My dog when the doorbell rings pic.twitter.com/ihtw4vlAko

— Steven Castillo (@STEEEZUSCHRIST) February 11, 2021

Real definition of Caterpillar pic.twitter.com/UyZOC8jyDv

— Cute Animal Vines (@CuteAnimaIVines) February 7, 2021

My cat is 95% fluff, 5% cat pic.twitter.com/uFwVHnhWd8

— Michael's Cat (@michaelscat2) February 11, 2021

Sometimes when I can’t find my cat I just turn on a space heater and wait for her to reveal herself

— lucy bexley 🛼🪐🦔 (@bexley_lucy) February 11, 2021

my dog when it hears someone open a snack pic.twitter.com/H3BQnuFFsZ

— The 𝒲𝑜𝑜𝒻 on Wall Street (@PAVGOD) February 8, 2021

I just asked my cat permission if I could sleep on my bed. She said no. pic.twitter.com/BEfw3K2HUJ

— Rosie Loves Cherries 🍒 (@rosebudblues10) February 11, 2021

https://t.co/d8zyyArHTL

— GF (@gfpure) February 11, 2021

the only difficult part about wearing a mask when im out is that dogs on the street don’t know im smiling at them

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 12, 2021

happy lunar new year 🥳🧧❤️🎉🎇 pic.twitter.com/gBcN5Wvlbs

— ⋰ (@MOlTIEMOlTIE) February 12, 2021

It’s nice to know my cats have not gotten any less terrible in my absence pic.twitter.com/IHqHGDQ7UF

— Grace Lee PAWGs (@jamie_elizabeth) February 11, 2021

Dog Makes The Cutest Noise When He Stretches
pic.twitter.com/84LGmscjMt

— The Animal fight🎅🎅 (@fightanimalss) February 10, 2021

“After a year of giving him his space, my cat finally claimed me as his. IM CRYING”

📸: madpanda11 pic.twitter.com/iUn5gmNxRz

— Cats (@SpaceCatPics) February 12, 2021

i'm gonna start making a counter for every time my cat walks into my room, stares into my mirror at herself, meows at her reflection, and then leaves

— ZEN (@ZEN_SANITY) February 11, 2021

Why does my cat look like she’s been through it pic.twitter.com/hPJX31W5zU

— 🍓Floof Queen🍓 (@smol_ghosts) February 11, 2021