The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Sept. 12-18)

"My husband wants to make cauliflower crust pizza so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new husband."

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The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.

Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.