Taco Bell, which continues to extract product ideas through focus groups apparently comprised of starving potheads, has been killing it on Twitter for years. The fast food joint regularly tops lists of best brand accounts on social media and has more followers on Twitter alone than the state of Rhode Island has residents.
For good reason! Whichever public relations intern or team of meticulous, well-trained professionals is in charge of @TacoBell is doing a bang-up job with a clever combination of retweets, sassy comebacks, hashtags and whimsical life advice. We kind of, a little bit, maybe want Taco Bell to be our best friend. Here's why.
First off, Taco Bell supports our weird food cravings.
@angelporrino That's our girl.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) November 22, 2013
And has celebrity friends.
@DrakeBell Can't wait.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) June 23, 2013
But Taco Bell also has really great ideas.
Want to cuddle and eat Taco Bell?— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) February 12, 2014
And shares our love for "Mean Girls."
@aguywithnolife Is butter a carb?— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) June 14, 2013
@MeanGirlsQuotes God, Karen you're so stupid.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) July 12, 2012
It's not afraid to talk back.
@OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices?— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) July 9, 2012
Nor does it tolerate bigotry.
@dogboner We don’t tolerate harassment of ANY kind. Please contact us ASAP at firstname.lastname@example.org— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) December 10, 2010
And it offers some sage advice.
Keep your friends close and your @TacoBell closer.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) November 21, 2013
@HiJessicaLu Never settle.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) February 25, 2014
Taco Bell sends gifts!
(Sometimes while feeding conspiracy theories.)
And it's very accommodating.
@SamPottorff That could be arranged.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) November 22, 2013
@lamenesss Roar.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) October 8, 2013
It really knows its priorities.
#LetsBeSerious Taco Bell is my favorite restaurant.— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) April 28, 2013
Dating is cool, but have you heard of @TacoBell?— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) October 7, 2013
In short, Taco Bell is magic.